Retro Polynesian-Pop Escapism deep in the urban jungle
Tiki Todd's Swanky Spot
Welcome to Shangri-La
On the Island...
Congratulations, you have been invited to embark on a journey to a world like no other. Leave behind the 21st century and retreat into a members-only oasis in the tradition of Trader Vic and Donn the Beachcomber. Your membership includes an open invitation to all Sanctuary events, as well as seating opportunities at the Philosophers' Banquet table. See details below. The secret location is already known to you, and RSVPs are requested in the Embarkations section only for (shrunken) head-count purposes. Please scroll to the Fine Print at the bottom of this page to activate your membership and obtain a boarding pass. We look forward to seeing you soon, ...and don't forget your passport.
Sanctuary
Ribaldry and rumbustion commemorate our improbable navigation of yet another week off the Island and back to it. Surround yourself with friends and immerse in Tiki culture, retro tunes, Potent Potables and soothing water features, both cool and warm. Sanctuary begins at the appointed hour, but follow your nose whenever you are able thereafter to the source of the featured Munchies until they're gone. Enter via the Hidden North Gate (the front door goes unanswered during Sanctuary), and feel free to introduce a guest or two to our eccentric and therapeutic hideaway. Watch the schedule of Embarkations, and escape once in a while to a land that Time forgot...
Philosophers' Banquet
A rare and intimate invitation-only dinner served to a small number of guests, each Philosophers' Banquet presents the occasion for an al fresco dining experience highlighting a single House Specialty from the Reserve Selections described below. Somellier-recommended wines are unearthed from the Tiki Todd Cellars to commemorate and enhance these singular, one-of-a-kind meals. Once you have secured a coveted seat, please plan to arrive punctually at the main door, as service commences promptly following apéritifs and a light amuse-bouche. Guests are encouraged to import a Dessert Offering of their choice to round out this unforgettable evening.
Embarkations
Irregularly scheduled and uncommonly relaxing,
every Embarkation features a unique menu combination.
No two evenings ever the same.
Saturday 8/15/2020
Saturday 8/15/2020
Sanctuary (Sneak Peek)
7:30pm - Midnight
Event Details
Saturday 8/15/2020
Saturday 8/15/2020
Sanctuary (Sneak Peek)
After 14 months of building the Ark, Tiki Todd finally begins to let in a few animals, two-by-two. Wearing masks.
The Evening's Offering: ...
7:30pm - Midnight
Sanctuary Selections
Potent Potables
From meticulously resurrected Tiki classics to old standbys, perfected.
Mai Tai
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Planter's Punch
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Dr. Funk
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Singapore Sling
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Zombie
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Top Shelf Margarita
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Mojito
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Piña Colada
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Smoked Old Fashioned
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Munchies
Lifeboats to keep you afloat.
Chips, Salsa & Smoked Queso
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Grilled Buffalo Wings
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Fried Ravioli Bites
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Charcuterie Board
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State Fair Fried Oreos
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Tropical Pulled Pork Sliders
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Cajun Fried Oysters & Crab Cakes
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Peel 'n' Eat Gulf Shrimp
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Street Tacos
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Pig Candy
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Grilled Bruschetta
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Seared Ahi Tuna
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Bacon Wrapped Tater Tots & Stuffed Jalapenos
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Moules-Frites
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Smoked Bourbon Caramel Pecans
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Mini Burger Bites
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Potstickers with Thai Chili Sauce
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Fried Bacon Mac n Cheese Globes
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Non-alcoholic beverages always available
Philosophers' Banquet Reserve Selections
A rare medium, well done
Reservations Required
Texas Brisket
This is where it all began, nearly 20 years ago. If you don't know Brisket, you don't know Tiki Todd. After 18+ hours in the smoker, low-n-slow over fresh-cut Colorado Peach wood, slices of USDA Prime from the Flat and Point melt in your mouth underpinning the illusion of our Impossible By-Gone, yet Ever-Enduring Fantasy.
St. Louis Spare Ribs, Memphis-Style or Tiki Glazed
Whether dry-rubbed in the tradition of Memphis' famed Rendezvous BBQ, or mango-pineapple-ginger glazed and fit for the tiki gods themselves, nibbling these pork talismans is said to both ward off the worries of the week and make you more attractive.
Grilled Cedar Plank Salmon
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Dry-Aged Rib Eye Steak
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Southern Peach Molasses Pork Chop
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Flash-Fry Stir Fry
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Carolina Pulled Pork Sandwiches
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Blue Ribbon Hamburgers
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Yo, Philly Cheesesteak
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Not-Your-Mother's Smoked Meatloaf
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Baked Sea Bass
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All-Day Rotisserie Chicken
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Herb Encrusted Stuffed Pork Tenderloin
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Standing Rib Roast
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Moules Marinières
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Build-Your-Own Wood Fired Pizza
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Fresh Wild Caught Gulf Shrimp Scampi
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Seared Sea Scallops
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Cabernet Braised Beef Short Ribs
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Brazilian Churrasco
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Family-Style Fajita Platter
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Beef Wellington
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Scotch Egg
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The Fine Print
Boarding Procedures
Dress Code for all Embarkations
Gentlemen
Aloha shirt, classy shorts, sandals
(Fez or Panama Jack hat encouraged)
Ladies
As tropically elegant and floral as you wish; after all, you set the mood
Pulmeria & leis distributed upon arrival
Swimwear highly encouraged for all
Towels & changing area provided
Membership Requirements
On the occasion of your first Embarkation,
a signed, suitable for framing, 5x7 black and white photograph
of your entire party at your happiest moment
serves as your passport
Provisions
21+ at all times Please no early arrivals Park courteously All Embarkations are weather-dependent Cancellation decisions posted by 4pm Safe passage home on the Good Ship Uber guaranteed for any whose dinghy may have become waterlogged
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